BURMA SHAVE ROADSIGNS
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by Unknown from Reminice Magazine


I REMEMBER BURMA SHAVE SIGNS

"I REMEMBER reading Burma-Shave signs as a small child," says Dorothy Best of Vincentown, New Jersey. "That was really how I learned to spell. "Mother copied down the catchy verses as we rode by in the car. At home, she taught me how to spell them."
Today, Dorothy adds, the set of “Reiminisce/Burma~Shave style signs recently erected in Vincentown do more than evoke such fun memories-they recall this community's rich history, too. And Dorothy should know, because she's the local historian. "Having Vincentown chosen as the only site in New Jersey to host a set of Reminisce/Burma-Shave style signs is a positive thing." Dorothy says. "We enjoyed having Burma-Shave signs here years ago, and folks today associate our new signs with them. "We chose Jack Allen's farm as the perfect site to place the signs.
Whenever passersby see Jack outside, they stop to tell him how much they appreciate the signs." Jack helped bring this bit of nostalgia back to Vincentown after reading of our unique contest in the pages of Reminisce Magazine. He contacted Dorothy and suggested the town historian nominate their community to host the only such set of signs in New Jersey. She did, and today they're making memories.
For those of you who may be reading about our unique sign contest for the first time, here's a bit of background: Several issues ago, we presented a story about Allan Odell, the creator of Burma-Shave signs. During the 1920s, he came up with the idea to use sequential rhyming signs as a way to promote his mugless, brushless shaving cream. Allan erected these signs all across the country in sets of five. The first four spelled out a snappy verse, and the last sign in the series said "Burma Shave".
Thinking it would be fun to bring back this familiar slice of Americana, we announced our plan to erect one set of such signs in each state--but with a twist. The last sign in our series would read ~Reminisce Magazine". We invited readers to nominate their hometowns as ideal sites in their states. Hundreds answered by getting approval of local town officials and expressing their community's interest. Others sent clever original rhymes to appear on the signs. Many of those rhymes can be found on the 45 sets of signs already sent to cities in 45 different states. Travelers entering Vincentown are likely to smile when they read the rhyme on successive signs there: Today's Kids... Sure Missed a Treat... No Moonlight Rides... In a Rumble Seat.... Reminisce Magazine.
Dorothy says folks are traveling from all over the state to take a firsthand look at Vincentown's attractive new signs. People will get a kick out of them, young kids especially enjoy them once they learn the history of the famous advertising campaign. I'm already hearing positive comments from people who make a special trip to the library where I work to relate memories brought back by the signs."

HERE ARE JUST A FEW OF THEM!

The wolf Is shaved
So neat and trim
Red Riding Hood
Is chasing him
Burma-Shave

Relief For faces
Chapped and sore
Keeps 'em comin'
Back for more
Burma-Shave

His Tomato
Was the mushy type
Until his beard
Grew over-ripe
Burma-Shave

Heaven's
Latest
Neophyte
Signalled left
Then turned right
Burma-Shave

When you lay
Those few cents down
You've bought
The smoothest
Shave in town
Burma-Shave

Substitutes
Are like a girdle
They find some jobs
They just
Can't hurdle
Burma-Shave

We're widely read
And often quoted
But it's shaves
Not signs
For which we're noted
Burma-Shave

Men who
Have to
Travel light
Find the 35 cent tube
Just right
Burma-Shave

It gave
McDonald
That needed charm
Hello Hollywood
Good-by farm
Burma-Shave

A shave
That's real
No cuts to heal
A soothing
Velvet after-feel
Burma-Shave

Around
The curve
Lickety-split
It's a beautiful car
Wasn't it?
Burma-Shave

Our fortune
Is your
Shaven face
It's our best
Advertising space
Burma-Shave

If Crusoe'd
Kept his chin
More tidy
He might have found
A lady Friday
Burma-Shave

Feel your face
As you ride by
Now don't
You think
It's time to try
Burma-Shave

If anything
Will please
Your Jill
A little jack
For this jar will
Burma-Shave

That barefoot
Chap
With cheeks of tan
Won't let 'em chap
When he's a man
Burma-Shave

If variety
Is what
You crave
Then get
A tuba
Burma-Shave

The bearded devil
Is forced
To dwell
In the only place
Where they don't sell
Burma-Shave

"No, no,"
She said
To her bristly beau
"I'd rather
Eat the mistletoe"
Burma-Shave

No matter
The price
No matter how new
The best safety device
In your car is you
Burma-Shave

He asked
His kitten
To pet and purr
She eyed his puss
And screamed "What fur!"
Burma-Shave

This cream
Makes the Gardener's daughter
Plant her tu-lips
Where she oughter
Burma-Shave

Toughest
Whiskers
In the town
We hold 'em up
You mow 'em down
Burma-Shave

These signs
Are not
For laughs alone
The face they save
May be your own
Burma-Shave

The hero
Was brave and strong
And willin'
She felt his chin--
Then wed the villain
Burma-Shave

The safest rule
No ifs or buts
Just drive
Like every one else
Is nuts!
Burma-Shave

Dinah doesn't
Treat him right
But if he'd
Shave
Dyna-mite!
Burma-Shave

To change that
Shaving job
To joy
You gotta use
The real McCoy
Burma-Shave

To steal
A kiss
He had the knack
But lacked the cheek
To get one back
Burma-Shave

We've made
Grandpa
Look so trim
The local
Draft board's after him
Burma-Shave

Why is it
When you
Try to pass
The guy in front
Goes twice as fast?
Burma-Shave

His rose
Is wed
His violet blew
But his sugar is sweet
Since he took this cue
Burma-Shave

She put
A bullet
Thru his hat
But he's had
Closer shaves than that
Burma-Shave